{SMS} So make SEX a daily habit

Always start your day with a lot of... S E X
S - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCCSEX FUL! in LIFE.

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{SMS} 10 million people are having sex

At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on 

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{SMS} A wet dream about you

I had a wet dream about you last night .... I pissed myself laughing when you fell of a cliff!

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{SMS} Last night I wanted you

Last nite i wantd u. needed u so badly dat it hurt.wantd 2 taste u.i wantd u in me so u could work ur magic on me... but i couldnt find u.u stupid.. PARACETAMOL!

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{SMS} Importance of thumb

Importance of thumb...

Children use it 4 chewing

Illiterate people use it 4 sign

Winners 4 victory
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My FANS use it 4 reading my messages
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Oh....u toooo?

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{SMS} Very Dirty Joke

Do u want to hear a dirty joke?
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Are you sure?
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Ok, here you go...
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A white horse fell in the mud

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{SMS} You r my ABC...

A : u r Active
B : u r Best
C : u r Cute
D : u r my Dearest
E : u r Excellent
F : u r always First
G : u r Great
Sorry cant lie till Z...

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{SMS} When a lion roars thrice?

What happens when a lion roars thrice?
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Tom & jerry cartoon begins!

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{SMS} There is a Bomb!

Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.

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{SMS} Do you know this cat

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

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{SMS} To my true friend

Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Life you are breath
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey

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{SMS} Friends r like fishes

Friends r like fishes. U have to sit patiently for a long time to catch a good one. Just like how I caught u. So better stay nice otherwise
I will FRY YOU.

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{SMS} I am only a cartoonist!

If I was an artist, you would be my picture!
If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author, you would be my story!
But I'm only a cartoonist!

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{SMS} “MADE IN CHINA”

Japan makes a car and sends it to France

France adds some touch ups and sends it to UK

UK adds a faster engine and sends it to America

America adds tinted windows and sends it to German

German adds a better interior and sends it to China

China look at all the job that has been done and put a stamp says “MADE IN CHINA”

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{SMS} When I wrote your name on my heart

When I wrote your name on sand, it got washed.
When I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
When I wrote your name on my heart and I got Heart Attack.

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{SMS} Our son got his brain from me

Husband: You know, our son got his brain from me.
Wife: Ohoo! now I know why you act strangely these days,

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{SMS} Upgrade your brain

We will now upgrade your brain,

please wait....


Searching....


searching...


still searching....


Sorry,
NO BRAIN found...!

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{SMS} Normal Student Features

5 points that prove you are a normal student
1:unnecessary talk on phone and messages
2:Plan each day to study but you don't
3:you have all the data but you work before the dead line
4:right now you are thinking of forwarding this message to your friends
5:on each point you smile because it's true.

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{SMS} A friend like you....

When I open my eyes every morning I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you....
Why should only I suffer!!! ha ha ha

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{SMS} I am marrying next week

I am marrying next week there will be a small party and only few persons will be invited
Hey don't bring any gift just bring SOMEONE to marry me

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