{SMS} No this is her husband speaking

Husband called a doctor during the night;
Husband: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Husband: No this is her husband speaking

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{SMS} 10 million people are having sex

At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on 

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{SMS} Good Night SMS - 0050

Oops!?.Ouch i fell from bed Trying to reach my phone just 2Say sweet dreams 2 u. Sleep tight.

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{SMS} A wet dream about you

I had a wet dream about you last night .... I pissed myself laughing when you fell of a cliff!

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{SMS} Last night I wanted you

Last nite i wantd u. needed u so badly dat it hurt.wantd 2 taste u.i wantd u in me so u could work ur magic on me... but i couldnt find u.u stupid.. PARACETAMOL!

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{SMS} Importance of thumb

Importance of thumb...

Children use it 4 chewing

Illiterate people use it 4 sign

Winners 4 victory
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My FANS use it 4 reading my messages
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Oh....u toooo?

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{SMS} Very Dirty Joke

Do u want to hear a dirty joke?
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Are you sure?
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Ok, here you go...
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A white horse fell in the mud

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{SMS} Good Night SMS - 0005

Money can buy a house not home, A bed but not sleep, medicine but not health, Money is dirty, it only cause pain & suffering. SEND me all UR MONEY & BE HAPPY. Good Night

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{SMS} Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun

Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun, everyone must attend it.
Student: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Student: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!

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{SMS} A person who keeps on talking

Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Pupil : A teacher.

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{SMS} Ladies Hostel on fire

Ladies hostel caught Fire. It took 1 hour to bring the Fire under control & another 3 hrs to bring the Firemen under control.

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{SMS} Correct the following sentence

Teacher : Correct the following sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
Student : "A cow and a bull is grazing in the field"
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.

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{SMS} How old is your father

Teacher : How old is your father?
Pupil : As old as me.
Teacher : How can that be?
Pupil : He became a father only when I was born

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{SMS} When a lion roars thrice?

What happens when a lion roars thrice?
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Tom & jerry cartoon begins!

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{SMS} The world is fading away

Wife: (via SMS) Dear, I feel lonely and alone without you, the world seems to be fading away.
Husband: (via SMS) Dont worry, I'll take u to an eye specialist when I come back home

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{SMS} Good Night SMS - 0004

Oops!?.Ouch i fell from bed
Trying to reach my phone just 2
Say sweet dreams 2 u. Sleep tight.

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{SMS} Goodnight SMS - 0002

Take a glass of sugar
and put it in your eyes
so you will have sweet dreams!

If you want masala dreams,
then try chilly powder!

Good night
Have a nice dream

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{SMS} There is a Bomb!

Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.

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{SMS} To my true friend

Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Life you are breath
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey

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{SMS} Friends r like fishes

Friends r like fishes. U have to sit patiently for a long time to catch a good one. Just like how I caught u. So better stay nice otherwise
I will FRY YOU.

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