{SMS} So make SEX a daily habit

Always start your day with a lot of... S E X
S - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCCSEX FUL! in LIFE.

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{SMS} A wet dream about you

I had a wet dream about you last night .... I pissed myself laughing when you fell of a cliff!

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{SMS} Last night I wanted you

Last nite i wantd u. needed u so badly dat it hurt.wantd 2 taste u.i wantd u in me so u could work ur magic on me... but i couldnt find u.u stupid.. PARACETAMOL!

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{SMS} The world is fading away

Wife: (via SMS) Dear, I feel lonely and alone without you, the world seems to be fading away.
Husband: (via SMS) Dont worry, I'll take u to an eye specialist when I come back home

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{SMS} I am only a cartoonist!

If I was an artist, you would be my picture!
If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author, you would be my story!
But I'm only a cartoonist!

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{SMS} It's called High Blood Pressure

When your world is spinning around and your heart is beating fast don't lie to yourself that it is love, No, it's called High Blood Pressure (BP)

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{SMS} When we get married

Fiancée: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Fiancé: You are very kind darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Fiancée: That is true,that is because we aren't married yet.

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{SMS} Are you sure you love me and no one else?

Wife: Are you sure you love me and no one else?
Husband: Hundred percent! I checked the whole list again yesterday

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{SMS} What does your wife look like?

2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival.
Man1: What does your wife look like?
Man2: She is 5'7", sexy figure, fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair, and yours?
Man1: Forget mine, let us look for yours.

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{SMS} I am marrying next week

I am marrying next week there will be a small party and only few persons will be invited
Hey don't bring any gift just bring SOMEONE to marry me

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{SMS} No, I will also live with ur sister.

Husband: Will U marry , after I die.
Wife: No I will live with my sister.

Wife: Will U marry , after I die.
Husband: No, I will also live with ur sister.

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{SMS} I LOVE U

I always think about U.
I can't live without U.
I really need U.
I'm totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I'm very desperate for U.
I'm crazy 4 U.
I will die 4 U.
I LOVE U.
That's all what my mama says to me

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