{SMS} There is a Bomb!

Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.

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{SMS} Do you know this cat

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

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{SMS} A ship was sinking

A ship was sinking.
Captain: Does any one know how to pray?
Priest: I can pray.
Captain: OK priest, you pray; Everyone else in ship will wear a life jacket as we have shortage of 1 jacket.

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{SMS} When girls wear tight

UNIVERSAL TRUTH :

When girls wear tight fittings, Neither they are Comfortable





Nor Boys are comfortable

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