{SMS} No this is her husband speaking

Husband called a doctor during the night;
Husband: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Husband: No this is her husband speaking

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{SMS} How old is your father

Teacher : How old is your father?
Pupil : As old as me.
Teacher : How can that be?
Pupil : He became a father only when I was born

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