{SMS} Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun

Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun, everyone must attend it.
Student: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Student: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!

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{SMS} A person who keeps on talking

Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Pupil : A teacher.

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{SMS} Ladies Hostel on fire

Ladies hostel caught Fire. It took 1 hour to bring the Fire under control & another 3 hrs to bring the Firemen under control.

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{SMS} Correct the following sentence

Teacher : Correct the following sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
Student : "A cow and a bull is grazing in the field"
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.

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{SMS} How old is your father

Teacher : How old is your father?
Pupil : As old as me.
Teacher : How can that be?
Pupil : He became a father only when I was born

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{SMS} Important thing we have to day

Teacher: (to student) Name one very important thing we have today that we didn't have 20 years back
Student: Me, I was born 14 years back

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{SMS} Normal Student Features

5 points that prove you are a normal student
1:unnecessary talk on phone and messages
2:Plan each day to study but you don't
3:you have all the data but you work before the dead line
4:right now you are thinking of forwarding this message to your friends
5:on each point you smile because it's true.

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{SMS} I want 2 help Ester

Teacher: (to students) What do u wish 2 do in future?
John: I want 2 b a pilot.
Aisha: I want 2 b a doctor.
Ester: I want 2 b a good mother.
George: I want 2 help Ester.

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