{SMS} No this is her husband speaking

Husband called a doctor during the night;
Husband: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Husband: No this is her husband speaking

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{SMS} The world is fading away

Wife: (via SMS) Dear, I feel lonely and alone without you, the world seems to be fading away.
Husband: (via SMS) Dont worry, I'll take u to an eye specialist when I come back home

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{SMS} When we get married

Fiancée: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Fiancé: You are very kind darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Fiancée: That is true,that is because we aren't married yet.

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{SMS} Are you sure you love me and no one else?

Wife: Are you sure you love me and no one else?
Husband: Hundred percent! I checked the whole list again yesterday

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{SMS} Our son got his brain from me

Husband: You know, our son got his brain from me.
Wife: Ohoo! now I know why you act strangely these days,

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{SMS} What does your wife look like?

2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival.
Man1: What does your wife look like?
Man2: She is 5'7", sexy figure, fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair, and yours?
Man1: Forget mine, let us look for yours.

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{SMS} No, I will also live with ur sister.

Husband: Will U marry , after I die.
Wife: No I will live with my sister.

Wife: Will U marry , after I die.
Husband: No, I will also live with ur sister.

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