{SMS} No this is her husband speaking

Husband called a doctor during the night;
Husband: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Husband: No this is her husband speaking

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{SMS} Importance of thumb

Importance of thumb...

Children use it 4 chewing

Illiterate people use it 4 sign

Winners 4 victory
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My FANS use it 4 reading my messages
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Oh....u toooo?

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{SMS} Very Dirty Joke

Do u want to hear a dirty joke?
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Are you sure?
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Ok, here you go...
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A white horse fell in the mud

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{SMS} Love SMS - 0004

I used to think that the world is so unfair, that it gave me so many reasons to hate it. But now, how can I hate such a wonderful world that gave me you?

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{SMS} Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun

Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun, everyone must attend it.
Student: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Student: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!

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{SMS} A person who keeps on talking

Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Pupil : A teacher.

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{SMS} Correct the following sentence

Teacher : Correct the following sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
Student : "A cow and a bull is grazing in the field"
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.

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{SMS} How old is your father

Teacher : How old is your father?
Pupil : As old as me.
Teacher : How can that be?
Pupil : He became a father only when I was born

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{SMS} When a lion roars thrice?

What happens when a lion roars thrice?
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Tom & jerry cartoon begins!

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{SMS} The world is fading away

Wife: (via SMS) Dear, I feel lonely and alone without you, the world seems to be fading away.
Husband: (via SMS) Dont worry, I'll take u to an eye specialist when I come back home

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{SMS} There is a Bomb!

Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.

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{SMS} I want those two idiots back after lunch hours

Once, Boss, Officer & Clerk going 4 a meeting.They saw a Jin.
Jin: As i fulfil 3 wishes at a time But u r 3 persons so i will fulfil 1 wish for each of you.
Clerk: Send me to America with a lot of money clerk disappears. (wish fulfilled)
Officer: Send me to Paris with a lot of beautiful girls. officer disappears. (wish fulfilled)
Jin said to Boss: what is ur wish?
Boss: "I want these two idiots back at office after lunch."

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{SMS} Important thing we have to day

Teacher: (to student) Name one very important thing we have today that we didn't have 20 years back
Student: Me, I was born 14 years back

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{SMS} When we get married

Fiancée: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Fiancé: You are very kind darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Fiancée: That is true,that is because we aren't married yet.

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{SMS} Are you sure you love me and no one else?

Wife: Are you sure you love me and no one else?
Husband: Hundred percent! I checked the whole list again yesterday

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{SMS} My Son has swallowed a key

Man: Doctor! My Son has swallowed a key.
Doctor: When?
Man: Three Months Ago
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Man: We were using duplicate key

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{SMS} A ship was sinking

A ship was sinking.
Captain: Does any one know how to pray?
Priest: I can pray.
Captain: OK priest, you pray; Everyone else in ship will wear a life jacket as we have shortage of 1 jacket.

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{SMS} What does your wife look like?

2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival.
Man1: What does your wife look like?
Man2: She is 5'7", sexy figure, fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair, and yours?
Man1: Forget mine, let us look for yours.

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{SMS} No, I will also live with ur sister.

Husband: Will U marry , after I die.
Wife: No I will live with my sister.

Wife: Will U marry , after I die.
Husband: No, I will also live with ur sister.

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{SMS} I want 2 help Ester

Teacher: (to students) What do u wish 2 do in future?
John: I want 2 b a pilot.
Aisha: I want 2 b a doctor.
Ester: I want 2 b a good mother.
George: I want 2 help Ester.

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